PONTUS WATER | METAL [NOT AVAILABLE]
Choose your fighter: 12-pack or 24-pack of Pontus Water in 16 fl oz Alumi-Tek® bottles. For Hydration and Deception.
For some people (probably you) staying hydrated is hard. Water is great and all, but sometimes you just want something like soda, energy drinks, or anything else terrible for you.
Enter the Pontus 16 fl oz Alumi-Tek® bottle.
It’s sleek. It’s stylish. It’s aluminum. It looks like it should be something exciting, maybe a cold brew or an IPA.
It’s just water. Clean high-quality water. But your brain doesn’t need to know that. Trick your brain and hydrate your body.
Alumi-Tek® bottles are infinitely recyclable. That means you can drink, recycle, and repeat. Go tell your friends and family that your consumer habits are environmentally responsible.
QUESTIONS THAT KEEP US UP AT NIGHT
Will drinking Pontus make me immortal?
Can't legally guarantee immortality. But we can promise you’ll feel way more legendary with every sip.
Is Pontus a real Greek god?
Yes, but he’s been severely underrated until now. We’re bringing him the respect he deserves.
Should I water my plants with Pontus?
This is highly recommended.